Wah, ada PR nih…
Udah 4 hari sih sebenernya…
Tapi baru bisa ngerjainnya, hehehe…
(Nggak dapet setrap kan..??)
PR-nya dari Bang Gratisan.
(Minta apa aja ma dia, pasti dikasih GRATIS, wkekekeke…)
Gue diminta jelasin arti nama gue.
Gampang aja kok, kan ada internet…
(Iklan kaleeeeee, hyaaaaaaaaa…)

Oke..oke, langsung aja…
Ini arti nama gue dalam Bahasa Indonesia, Bahasa Nenek Moyang kita.
Zippy mengandung arti:
– Spiritual, mistik, kepercayaan pada roh (roh yang dimaksud mungkin Roh Kudus kali ya, hehehehe…)
– Alamat baik (Contoh: Alamat rumahnya di Jl. Baik No.3, wkekekeke…)
– Sebuah surat (Pak POS kaleeeeee…)
– Bengis, ketus dan kedukaan (Apa iya gue kayak gitu..?? Hmmm…)
– Kesedihan dan kekurang-sempurnaan (Ya ialah, pasti nggak sempurna… Sedih..?? Kalo lagi nggak ada duit, hahahaha…)
– Sifat pengasih dan penyayang (Oh…so sweet… Suiiit..suiittt…)

Ini dalam Bahasa Inggris, Bahasa Kumur-Kumur.
Zippy:
– You are incredibly wise and perceptive. You have a lot of life experience.
– You are a natural peacemaker, and you are especially good at helping others get along.
– But keeping the peace in your own life is not easy. You see things very differently, and it’s hard to get you to budge.

– You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It’s easy to get you excited… which can be a good or bad thing.
– You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don’t stick with any one thing for very long.
– You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

– You are influential and persuasive. You tend to have a lot of power over people.
– Generally, you use your powers for good. You excel at solving other people’s problems.
– Occasionally, you do get a little selfish and persuade people to do things that are only in your interest.

– You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in.
– You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising.
– You may miss out by not settling down, but you’re too busy having fun to care.

Bingung..??
Oke, nih ada terjemahannya ke Bahasa Nenek Moyang kita.
Zippy:
– Kamu itu ganteng, pinter, barhati baik, berjiwa besar, penyayang, pemberani, jujur, setia, hemat – suka menabung, bijaksana, simple, dan semua hal yang baik-baik…
– Kamu itu banyak digemari cewek-cewek cantik (Cowok nggak ada kan..?? Hahahaha…)

Lho..?? Kok gitu..??
(Trinspirasi dari lagunya Indra Bekti feat. Dewiq, hihihi…)
Iyaaaaaaaaa, itu beneran…
Gue nggak boong, jangan heran…
Itu terjemahan dari Bahasa Inggris ke Bahasa Nenek Moyang kita dengan menggunakan kamus “Narzisme Dictionary English – Ndeso”, hahahahaha…

Udah ah, capek…
Mau tidur dulu…
Bye..!!